Dinosaurs
Why did Rex bring a ruler to bed?
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To see how long he slept!
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Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur who tells bedtime stories?
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A snore-asaurus!
Dinosaurs
Why did the dinosaur carry a pencil?
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To draw a roar-some picture!
Dinosaurs
What is a dinosaur's favourite kind of story?
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A long tale!
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?
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A thesaurus!
Dinosaurs
Why did Rex sit next to the drum?
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He wanted to make a big impression with his stomp!
Dinosaurs
What did Rex say after the picnic?
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That was dino-licious!
Dinosaurs
How does a tiny dinosaur say hello?
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With a little roar!
Animals
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear!
Animals
Why do bees have sticky hair?
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They use honeycombs!
Animals
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bulldozer!
Animals
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
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A funny bunny!
Animals
What do sheep do on a sunny day?
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Have a baa-becue!
Animals
What did the duck say when it bought some lip balm?
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Put it on my bill!
Animals
How do you make an octopus laugh?
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With ten-tickles!
Animals
Why did the pony whisper?
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It was a little hoarse!
Food
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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It wasn't peeling very well!
Food
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Nacho cheese!
Food
Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
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It felt crummy!
Food
What do you call a sad strawberry?
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A blueberry!
Food
Why did the tomato turn red?
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It saw the salad dressing!
Food
What do you call a dancing vegetable?
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A groovy pea!
Food
What is a ghost's favourite fruit?
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Boo-berries!
Food
What did one plate say to the other?
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Lunch is on me!
School
Why did the pupil eat their homework?
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The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
School
What is a snake's favourite subject?
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Hiss-tory!
School
Why did the pencil win a prize?
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It had a very good point!
School
What did the zero say to the eight?
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Nice belt!
School
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
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To reach the high notes!
School
What did the book say to the bookmark?
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Thanks for keeping my place!
School
What is a pirate's favourite letter?
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You might think R, but they love the C!
School
Why was the maths book tired?
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It had been working out all day!
Outdoors
What did one cloud say to the other?
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Let's make it rain, dear!
Outdoors
Why did the leaf visit the doctor?
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It was feeling a little green!
Outdoors
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
Outdoors
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Hi, bud!
Outdoors
Why was the mushroom invited to the picnic?
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Because it was a fun guy!
Outdoors
What did the lake say to the shore?
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Nothing. It just waved!
Outdoors
Why did the sun go to school?
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To get a little brighter!
Outdoors
What do you call a snowman in summer?
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A puddle!
Silly things
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
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It was already stuffed!
Silly things
What has four wheels and flies?
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A rubbish lorry!
Silly things
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot!
Silly things
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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A stick!
Silly things
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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It was two-tyred!
Silly things
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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A towel!
Silly things
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
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A chew-chew train!
Silly things
Why did the football take a break?
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It had been kicked about all afternoon!
Dinosaurs
Why did the dinosaur cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide!
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur who never gives up?
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A try-ceratops!
Dinosaurs
What does a very polite dinosaur say?
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Pardon my roar!
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur in a puddle?
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A splash-osaurus!
Dinosaurs
How do you know a dinosaur has been in your fridge?
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The footprints in the butter!
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur who tidies up?
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A sort-osaurus!
Dinosaurs
What did the dinosaur say to the wobbly tower?
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Don't fall for it!
Dinosaurs
Why do dinosaurs make such good friends?
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They always stick their necks out for you!
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur who loves the rain?
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A drip-lodocus!
Dinosaurs
What is a dinosaur's favourite thing at the seaside?
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The roar-ing waves!
Dinosaurs
Why did Rex wear two pairs of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one!
Dinosaurs
What did the little dinosaur want for its birthday?
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A dino-mite surprise!
Animals
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh!
Animals
Why did the cow go into space?
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To see the Milky Way!
Animals
What do you call a pig that does karate?
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A pork chop!
Animals
Why don't elephants use computers?
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They are frightened of the mouse!
Animals
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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A labracadabrador!
Animals
Why did the chicken join the band?
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It already had the drumsticks!
Animals
How do penguins build their houses?
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Igloos it together!
Animals
What is a cat's favourite colour?
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Purr-ple!
Animals
What do you call a snail on a ship?
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A snailor!
Animals
How does a horse say hello?
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Hay!
Animals
Where do cows go on a Friday night?
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To the moo-vies!
Animals
Why did the owl win a prize?
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It was a real hoot!
Food
Why did the bread go to the party?
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It was on a roll!
Food
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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A pizzzza!
Food
Why did the egg hide behind the toast?
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It was a little chicken!
Food
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
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A spec-tato!
Food
Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
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It ran out of juice!
Food
What is a scarecrow's favourite fruit?
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Straw-berries!
Food
What do you call two bananas on the floor?
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Slippers!
Food
Why was the cucumber cross?
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It was in a pickle!
Food
How do you fix a broken pizza?
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With tomato paste!
Food
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
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Stop stalking me!
Food
Why did the milk go to the party?
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It wanted to shake things up!
Food
What do you call a very happy sandwich?
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Well bready!
School
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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Her class was so bright!
School
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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Write on!
School
Why was the broom late for school?
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It over-swept!
School
What is a witch's favourite lesson?
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Spelling!
School
Why did the clock get told off?
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It was tocking too much!
School
Why did the glue get a gold star?
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It really stuck to the task!
School
What did the calculator say to the pupil?
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You can count on me!
School
Why was the rubber so popular?
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It fixed everybody's mistakes!
School
What did one ruler say to the other?
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You really measure up!
School
Why did the school bell go to the doctor?
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It had a ringing in its ears!
School
Why did the crayon need a lie down?
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It had been drawing all day!
School
What is a caretaker's favourite kind of story?
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One with a tidy ending!
Outdoors
Why did the puddle look so proud?
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It had made a splash!
Outdoors
What did the welly say to the muddy path?
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You're stuck with me!
Outdoors
Why did the wind get in trouble?
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It kept blowing its own trumpet!
Outdoors
What is a stone's favourite game?
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Rock, paper, scissors!
Outdoors
Why was the tent so tired?
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It had been put up all day!
Outdoors
What did the fell say when the mist came down?
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I'm feeling a bit cloudy!
Outdoors
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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It's too far to walk!
Outdoors
What did the little stream say to the big lake?
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I really look up to you!
Outdoors
Why did the rainbow get a round of applause?
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It brightened up the whole day!
Outdoors
What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?
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A maybe!
Outdoors
What did the tree say when spring arrived?
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What a re-leaf!
Outdoors
Why did the dry-stone wall never fall down?
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It had a lot of good mates holding it up!
Silly things
Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
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He was outstanding in his field!
Silly things
Why did the jumper go to the doctor?
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It was feeling a bit holey!
Silly things
What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Don't look, I'm changing!
Silly things
What has hands but cannot clap?
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A clock!
Silly things
What did one balloon say to the other?
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Don't let me down!
Silly things
What has a bottom at the top?
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Your legs!
Silly things
Why did the sock go to the party on its own?
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It lost its partner in the wash!
Silly things
What did one wall say to the other?
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Meet you at the corner!
Silly things
Why is a pillow such a good friend?
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It's always there when you flop!
Silly things
What do you call a very tidy pirate?
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Arrr-ranged!
Silly things
Why did the welly smile all afternoon?
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It was having a splash-ing time!
Silly things
What do you call a jumper that tells jokes?
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A right laugh in knots!
Football
Why did the footballer take string to the match?
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To tie the score!
Football
What do you call a dinosaur in goal?
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Rex-cellent!
Football
Why did the boot get a medal?
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It always put its best foot forward!
Football
What did the ball say to the goal?
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Ready or not, I'm coming in!
Football
Why did the referee bring a pencil?
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To draw the match!
Football
What is a footballer's favourite drink?
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Penal-tea!
Football
Why did the corner flag look so proud?
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It always stood its ground!
Football
What do you call a football that needs a rest?
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A bit deflated!
Football
Why did the team practise in the rain?
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They wanted to make a splash!
Football
Why did the goalkeeper bring a net to bed?
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To catch a few winks!
Football
What did the pitch say on a frosty morning?
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I'm feeling a bit stiff!
Football
Why is a football pitch always warm?
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Because the fans never stop!
Bedtime
Why did the moon say no to pudding?
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It was already full!
Bedtime
What did the blanket say to the bed?
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Don't worry, I've got you covered!
Bedtime
What did the pillow say to the duvet?
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Night night, sleep tight!
Bedtime
What is an owl's favourite time?
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Whoo o'clock!
Bedtime
Why did the bed go to the doctor?
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It had a bit of spring trouble!
Bedtime
What did the night sky say to the moon?
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You light up my whole evening!
Bedtime
Why did the sheep get a job?
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It was very good at counting!
Bedtime
What do you call a bedtime story with no ending?
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One more story!
Bedtime
Why did the toothbrush go straight to bed?
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It was worn out from all that brushing!
Bedtime
What did the slipper say at bedtime?
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I'll be right here in the morning!
Bedtime
What do you call a dream about a dinosaur?
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A roar-some sleep!
Bedtime
Why did the star yawn?
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It had been twinkling all night!
Dinosaurs
How many horns has Tilly got?
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Three. She has counted them!
Dinosaurs
Why is Spike always last?
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He is not slow. He is just very thorough about resting!
Dinosaurs
What is the hardest thing about being Bella?
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Doorways!
Dinosaurs
Why can nobody take a photograph of Pip?
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He is already in three other photographs!
Animals
How does Bella say hello to Pip?
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She looks up!
Animals
Why did the robin wait for Spike?
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It knew he would get there eventually!
Animals
What did the sheep say when Pip flew past?
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Was that a bird or just a blur?
Food
How does Tilly know how many biscuits are left?
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She counted them before anybody else got there!
Food
What wakes Spike up fastest?
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Somebody saying the word pudding!
Food
Why did the friends let Bella carry the picnic basket?
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She was the only one who could see over the ferns!
Food
Why did Pip finish his lunch first?
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He started it on the way to the picnic!
School
Why is Tilly so good at maths?
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She counts everything twice, just to be sure!
School
Why did Spike get a gold star for reading?
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He never rushed a single page!
School
Why does Bella always get picked to fetch things off the shelf?
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She does not even have to stand up!
School
Why is Victor so good at counting teeth?
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He gets to practise twice a day!
Outdoors
Why did Tilly take so long to cross the stream?
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She was counting the stepping stones. Twice!
Outdoors
What did Bella say when the kite got stuck in the tree?
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Hold on. I have got this!
Outdoors
How do you catch Pip on a fell walk?
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You do not. You wait until he comes back round!
Outdoors
Why does Betsy wear walking boots with her crown?
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Because a proper adventure needs proper footwear!
Silly things
What did Pip say when he was asked to sit down?
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Sit down where? I am already over here!
Silly things
What happened when the friends lined up by height?
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Bella at one end, Pip at the other, and Tilly counting them all twice!
Silly things
Why is Pip so good at tidying up?
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He has finished before anybody notices he started!
Silly things
What is Tilly's favourite number?
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All of them. She would hate one to feel left out!
Football
Why did Xavier practise his kicks in the rain?
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Because the ball does not know it is raining!
Football
Why is Bella good in goal?
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She barely has to reach!
Football
Why does nobody pass to Pip?
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By the time the ball arrives he is somewhere else!
Football
Why did Tilly keep the score?
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Somebody had to, and she was going to count it anyway!
Bedtime
Why did the friends put Spike in charge of bedtime?
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He had a lot of experience!
Bedtime
How does Tilly get to sleep?
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She counts sheep, then counts them again to check!
Bedtime
Why does Pip find bedtime so hard?
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There is nowhere to fly to!